At the May 12, 2026 Special Meeting, residents were treated to another thrilling episode of As the MUD Turns when Beth Jones proudly announced that Sage Management Services would now begin surveilling Hunters Glenn 1 — approximately 85 additional homes. There was just one small problem with that announcement. Hunters Glenn 1 was already included in the contract. For an entire year. And taxpayers have apparently already been paying for it. Now, before we get into the math olym

“Dial 911, There’s a Flyer in the Room.” Welcome back to another thrilling installment of As the MUD Turns — filmed live at your favorite municipal theater where the drama is unscripted, the reports are optional, and the rules are… flexible. Act I: The Phone Box Incident Before the meeting even begins, Chris Rocco launches into full TSA mode, demanding Director David Flores surrender his phone to the sacred “phone box.” David, being a grown adult and not a third grader on